July 2012
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Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
modmad:
polosforhomos:
inthehangingtree:
neverbirds:
getnothingdone:
has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously
#we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
#we made hundreds of Mary Poppins’ battle Voldemort
is it a little late to bring in the boston tea party because you guys took that pretty harsh
Nobody messes with the tea
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
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nudeblogger:
I don’t always watch shows but when I do, I watch all eight seasons in one night then get sad when it ends
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
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gary-brown:
congratulations to whoever invented the word queue you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one
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Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
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mjwatson:
hotbabysitter:
nonononononononono
where are ur ears
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normal people vs ed sheeran
Normal people: Im crying because I really miss you.
Ed: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: oh stop, you're making me blush!
Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
Normal people: were spooning
Ed: were resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: will you marry me?
Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle