njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

theyellovvbrickroad:

“f word” the police

lizayzay:

JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE

hotanimegirl:

catching-namida:

hotanimegirl:

i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask

I want a sir on the dash and a sexy freak in the ask

absolutely horrible addition to my post thank u for nothing

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs